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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An "impasta"!
5. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!